Notes on symptoms

            -for the con man who has everything

Chef Boyardee

Boogie boards

What’s the market on bloated abdominal chest pain

Misidentified as interchangeable parts

I fell to earth

Dog breeds to match life

Separability vs demand for face time

Acts like a lady smells like a man

Neutered intention is how it feels

She knew that he knew that she knew

Problem of low battery power

I’m not ok with planned obsolescence

Not in love with ‘immeasurable fun’

Light head or dry mouth

Poor dexterity and muscle tone 

Motor clumsiness

Experienced pain while writing

Let us praise the cold-flu formulae

God's personal corporation

Vessel that threw out all grace 

In a poem called public utility

His allegiance is to allegiance

Last seen on a boat called Fidele

Cog in Mallarme’s machine

In your face like a Pi chart

Homing device against infernal alternatives

Discharge of utopian meme

Confidence in irrational beauty

Your trans number

Baked into subject position