HAT RED & ORANGE ALL OVER

    Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor 

    itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. 

                                             - Mark Twain

I voted for the comedian for dog catcher

Rodney Dangerfield for the supreme corpse

I voted against the socialization

of inner life but lost

I is so evil, it tells on itself

poems like so many politicians

Then we listened to Leslie Gore’s It’s my party

adopted as 28th amendment

Indescribable in & outs

parking is such sorrow

Unstorifiable & zipless

at mile high club

Footballers rooting

for mongrel collision no Pitbull

39 instances in 14 documents

governed by cigars & champagne

I heart poultry

watching sausage being made

The clown laid out on cobwebs

hits me until the typos hurt

No more clean and jerky

no more snatch & grab

no more 1000 dollar necklace

trapped in this cocoon

waiting for them to come 

& eat me